I think my goal this year is to prioritize myself, and cut out those who don’t make me feel like a priority. With an upcoming move, I feel I need to cut out the negativity in my life, and focus on who I want to be, rather than my past, including the people in it who don’t know themselves

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

miiilowo:

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

everythingfox:

Kitty toy

fatwithoutkatsudon:

Having undiagnosed ADHD until you’re an adult is so hard because it has shaped so much of your life and personality it’s hard to tell where it ends and you begin, but it’s also the answer to every time you have screamed, crying, frustrated with yourself “WHY AM I LIKE THIS?!?!”

catchymemes:

beggars-opera:

beggars-opera:

beggars-opera:

Reading the classic that is Jaws to learn some sweet, sweet, incredibly well-researched 1970s shark facts

…wait.

FOR THE FREAKING LOVE OF PETE BENCHLEY, I WILL END YOU

#why is he touching this smooth shark’s genitals

Have you ever read a book from the 1970s

I would also like to add that this edition starts with a special author intro in which he states that he spent his entire childhood summering on Nantucket and yet did not think this book would do well because “it was a first novel about a fish, and I couldn’t think of any novels about fish that had achieved critical or commercial success.”

You guys, I…I think Peter Benchley might be a himbo who literally wrote a modern take on Moby Dick by accident

badjokesbyjeff:

11:38 - Arrived at crime scene.

11:38 - Examined body. Signs of a struggle.

11:38 - Found murder weapon in drain.

11:38 - Realised watch was broken.

catchymemes:

cassiecassi:

cryptotheism:

“Bottom does not mean sub” might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping

catchymemes:

spongebobssquarepants: